Laugh it up ( Good and Bad News )

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him,"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient : Well give me the bad news first.

Doctor : You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient : That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor : You also have Alzheimer's.In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

source : C'nS Magazine