Car Privileges

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 AM the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "sweetheart, waht time did you get in last night?", "not too late, dad," she replied nervously.

Calmly, her father said, "Then, honey, I'll have to talk the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."
source: C'nS Magazine