Rabu, 13 Juni 2012
Blushing ( Falling Fruits )
Since there was a big harvest of fruits in my hometown, my parents decided to bring the crops home to share them with our neighbors. Durian,rambutan, and duku are packed in many bags.
The day after, I got an appointment with a friend. And I thought it would be good to bring her a bag of dukus. So early in the morning I packed them in a plastic bag and went to meet her by public transportation.
Once I arrived in the decided place, I got out of the vehicle and...all the dukus fell down on the road and rolled here and there. Gosh! I didn't realize that there was a hole in the plastic bag. Many people watched me collecting all the dukus with my hand. What a shame Source: C'nS Magazine
Laugh it up ( Good and Bad News )
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him,"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient : Well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left.
Patient : That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?
Doctor : You also have Alzheimer's.In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
source : C'nS Magazine
Blushing-Purse Problem
There was a big sale in a shopping mall and I there was shopping, of course. Carrying a basket full of blouses, accessories, and shoes, I stood in line for the cashier.
Even tough the line was really long, I didn't care. I tought it was worth queuing up since all teh things I'd pay for were discounted 50%. I really couldn't wait to take them home.
When I finally reached the cashier, I rummaged in my bag, looking for my purse. To my surprise, I couldn't find it! Then I remembered that I had left it at home.
At once, my face turned pale, my palms became sweaty, and my throat felt dry.Then I sheepishly dropped the basket and said,"sorry I think I need to go to rest room." With my hand on my stomach, I ran away from the cashier, not to the rest room, but to the parking area where I parked my car and went home. I felt so embarrassed!
source : C'nS Magazine
Blushing-Chili Smile
After eating some food at the cafeteria during school recess, I walk back to my classroom. Not knowing that there was something wrong, I chatted with some of my friends and smiled at everyone. Then one of my friends whispered to me,"Hey, there's a piece of chili on your teeth."
Oh, my God! I closed my mouth in an instant. I was really embarrassed!
source : C'nS Magazine
Laugh it up!! ( The Toaster Oven )
A newly wed couple just got a toaster oven as a wedding present.
They decided to try it out. Not long after, smoke billowed out of the toaster.
"Get the owner's manual!" the husband shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" the wife said in panic.
searching through the box.
"Oops!" said the wife again.
"Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."
Source : C'nS Magazine
Batik Notebook
Getting bored with the usual notebook?
Why not give them some Indonesian touch?
Just follow these steps and you'll get a new look notebook.
You'll need :
You'll have to :
1. Apply some glue on the notebook cover. Stick the cloth on the cover.
2. Fold the rest of the cloth neatly to the back of the notebook cover.
3. Cover the border with a ribbon.
4. Apply some glue on a piece of paper. Stick it on the back of the cover.
5. Voila! Your notebook has a new look!!
source : C'nS Magazine
Laugh it up !! ( Strawberry Fertilizer )
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called,"What've you got in your truck?".
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him.
"We put sugar and cream on ours."
source : C'nS magazine
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